
Ay! You facking moolies needed a picture to perfectly encapsulate the glorious Patriots franchise? Well here it is.
Look! Our mast is broken! That means that we will go no further than we've already gone. We are now just drifting while the rest of the AFC East gets younger and better.
And look at our jerseys! Vrabel, Brady... and #2? Who the fack is that? Flutie? We would rather root for a white person than anybody that actually PLAYS FOOTBALL!
Fack! My Camel Crushes got wet.
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