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Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!


Kobe and Ron. They totally want to make out.

Shit. It's on now. Shit could get crazy. CRAZY I SAY. Ok. On with it.

First up, we have Ghostface reading us a ghost story. BECAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN! THE GAYEST OF THE FAKE HOLIDAYS.


In America, Batman prevents crime. In France, Manbat commits crimes.


There will be a class taught at Harvard next year on season 4 of the Wire. In honor of that, we give you Omar Little.


More Halloween awesomeness. More from Warming Glow.


The Wizards have way too much flavor. They are awesome.


And in the HolySHIT of all HolySHITs this week, Ron Artest raps about Afghan Women. Ron Artest is just the best. The world is better for him.


YES! TIME TO PARTY!

Today's Links: Friday 10/30/09

The Washington Post: Terps move toward youth

The Washington Times: Friedgen plans to evaluate Maryland's young talent

To borrow former Redskin coach George Allen's quote, "The Future is Now"

Hispanic Heritage Funk

DIOS MIO! FUNK!

Carmelo Anthony's father is Puerto Rican. He has the Puerto Rican flag tattooed on his hand.

Of course, if you ask Paul Milsap about it, he may just break down crying. Seriously, a stupid lob pass gets ganked and a second later the thief crams on your ass? Yeah. That's an unfortunate turn of events.

So the sticky Nuggs are awesome, because of stuff like that. I'm starting the chant now. Melo for MVP. Melo is a Valuable Puertorriqueño. Shit yeah.

Caption Contest!


Michael Cooper: "Way to go, Kobe, but we gotta go. The Michael Jackson movie premiere is across the street."

or...

Magic Johnson: "Hey where all the white women at?"
AC Green: "No, Magic."

or...

Kobe: "Hey did all you guys here? I'm the best player in the world! Maybe the best of all time!"
Michael Cooper, Magic Johnson, AC Green: "Riiiiiight."

From the Lakers ring ceremony last night. Enjoy.

Today's Links: Wednesday 10/28/09

Not a lot going on during the bye week.

The Baltimore Sun: Q&A with Ravens cornerback Domonique Foxworth
Maryland alum isn't afraid to speak his mind

THE NBA IS BACK


NO MORE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS! NO MORE FUCKING SPECULATION! THEY ACTUALLY PLAY BASKETBALL GAMES THAT MATTER TONIGHT!

Yes. YES. Break out your beers, pick your favorite goon-ass role-player and drink every time he does something. I call JaVale McGee (His Wizards tip off against the Mavericks at 8:30 ET. It's not on nationally).

We also get our first look at the NBA's version of Yankees-Red Sox! The first look at Shaq and LeBron (Shabron if they win, LeBraq if they lose) against the Celtics. OMG! SHEED! Rondo wants a new contract, KG says he's healthy, Paul Pierce still thinks he's the best player in the world, Glen "Big Baby" Davis is out indefinitely after breaking his thumb in a fight, and Jesus Shuttlesworth is himself. DID I MENTION THAT RASHEED WALLACE IS ON THAT TEAM?!

The Clippers get to begin their existential blight of a season without #1 pick Blake Griffin, since he broke his kneecap. Still gotta tune in to the late game, though. They're playing Kobe, Pau, Lamar, RON GODDAMN ARTEST and the rest of the Kardashians.

Elsewhere in Fox Sports local land, we have the playoff match up of the Rockets and Blazers. Lamarcus Aldridge just signed a big extension for the boys from PDX. Tracy McGrady and Yao better pray that Trevor Ariza is half as good as Artest was for them, or they could be looking at not even making the post season.

YES! SPORTS ON TV DURING THE WEEK!

Today's Links: Monday 10/26/09

The Baltimore Sun: Terps shift goals after sixth loss
With eye on future, Friedgen hopes to develop young talent

The Washington Times: Terps wave bye to their troubles for a week

Monday Morning Sh*t Storm

Lattimer is away working on stuff. I just got to work after being in Memphis all weekend. We're a little worn out, so bear with us.

Today's shit storm is simple. Take a sport that is not inside the collective conscience of mainstream America that you would like to see in that realm. Mine is simple. Surfing.



Shit yeah.

Duke 17, Maryland 13


Chris Turner reacts after missing on a third-down conversion against Duke.(McClatchy-Tribune photo by Chuck Liddy)


Terps QB Chris Turner feels the heat from Duke defenders Damian Thornton (56) and Wesley Oglesby (McClatchy-Tribune photo by Chuck Liddy)


Donovan Varner scores on a 24-yard pass from Thaddeus Lewis as Duke takes a 7-0 lead in the first quarter. (Photo from The Associated Press)

Maryland was down 17-13 to Duke late in the 4th quarter. As Duke was lining up to punt, the Terps were thinking they a chance to get the winning touchdown. But in a play that sums up how the season has been going for the Terps, Tony Logan fumbled the punt and Duke recovered the ball with less than two minutes to go.

Season over at 2-6 (1-3 ACC) as there isn't a whole lot to play for now except pride. The bye week has arrived and QB Chris Turner summed it up pretty good as he stated he wanted to get as far away from football as possible. Can't really blame him as he's been hammered due to a banged up and inexperienced offensive line.

The Washington Post: Turnovers torment Terrapins yet again
Interception, fumbled punt in final five minutes clinch 17-13 loss to Duke

Game Summary

The Baltimore Sun: Maryland stumbles against Duke
Two turnovers in the fourth quarter lead to UM's first loss to Blue Devils in 10 years

The Baltimore Sun: Another rainy day for Terps

NFL Thoughts of the week

Icehouse has a nice idea with his NBA posts. Good idea, strong idea. I think I'll take it.

So here's the thing. Sitemeter overlords tell me nobody visits on Sunday and we are low on NFL content. there is an infinite amount of NFL information on the internets so what we're going to do is highlight a player/team every week AND we can have this serve as our open thread IF anyone actually stops by and reads this.

/see's two birds
//throws single stone

So our first Hobbersonian highlight is none other than Steven Jackson of the St. Louis Rams.


Steven is the best player on the worst team in the NFL. And what sucks is that if he were playing for any type of competent organization he would be widely considered the best all around back in the NFL. That's right I said it. Look, SJ is much like Marshall Faulk he can run inside, outside, catch, block, tolerate Mike Martz. Sure they have different styles, but their skill sets remain the same.

Anyway, I feel for him. There were rumors of him getting traded. (and the Rams have a long illustrious history of trading away players so they can become stars on other teams) What's worse is that the OC Pat Shurmur has gotten a case of the dumbasses. Last week against the Jags the Rams were in the game, hell they were even winning. How many carries did SJ get in the second half? Something like 3-5, which is bullshit. Hey Shurmur, SJ is like a badass racecar set and when your friends come over all you want to do is dick around with your pogs. This makes you an idiot and borderline asshole. On the real though, everyone gets worried about SJ but he's one of those guys that can take the rock 30 times a game, hell he needs 30+ touches.

Finally, if you want to know more about him, SJ has his own little website. It's ok, he basically talks about how he likes architecture, fashion, and trucking fools.

Alright NFL related issues in the comment section.

Game Day! Let's Go Terps!

Maryland (2-5, 1-2 ACC) at Duke (3-3, 1-1 ACC)
1:30PM
Wallace Wade Stadium, Durham, N.C.
Teams last met in 2004
Internet: Televised on ESPN360.com.
Radio: WJZ (105.7 FM, 1300 AM), WJFK (106.7 FM), WFMD (930 AM).

The Washington Post: Terrapins seek their place
Maryland finds itself at a crossroads as the college football arms race escalates

The Washington Post: Game day information

The Baltimore Sun: Md. pained by turnovers
Terps want to turn Blue Devils' field into fumble-free zone

The Washington Times: Turnover woes have cut deep for Maryland

UM Terps.com: Game day notes

F*ck off, we're busy

It's on now, motherfuckers.

So, we may have a new writer coming, who could possibly keep a D1 basketball player's views on life.

No fun bag today, y'all. We're busy. Busy partying. Normally we wait til the end of the day to party. Not today. Today we party now.

Terps-Duke News

Some Terps-Duke notes:

Terps RB Gary Douglas (shoulder injury) will not play. RB's Davin Meggett and freshman Caleb Porzel are expected to get the bulk of the playing time with Morgan Green and D.J. Adams possibly seeing some time as well.

Also out Saturday are:

WR Kerry Boykins (upper body)
G Bennett Fulper (shoulder)
LB Demetrius Hartsfield (broken right hand)
TB Da'Rel Scott (broken left radius)
TE Lansford Watson (lower body)

G Lamar Young (shoulder), is questionable fot the game.

In Ralph Friedgen's news conference he says the Terps have practiced well despite their recent play.

"The mood of the team is frustrated, but I haven’t seen it affect their effort," he said. "It’s more of a ‘Let’s get it right.’ It’s been a very physical week, and not by design by me. I think we’re just mad right now."

Duke QB Thaddeus Lewis, who threw touchdowns to five receivers in their 49-28 win over N.C. State, is an obvious concern for the Terps. This is a dangerous Duke offense.

It's almost time for tip-off!


That's right, it is. The NBA starts the 27th. Last year I posted a whole host of divisional previews. Six of them, to be exact. The year before that, I did a 30 reasons to watch bit. This year... well this year I was just completely unprepared. And by unprepared I mean that I get home from work and don't care to sit in front of this glowing rectangle much more. So this year, you'll get a bunch of quick hits of little observations that I make.

Today's thing that makes me happy? DeJuan Blair.

Yeah. Dude is right. The Spurs picked this guy up with the 7th pick in the second round. He only was the best player on the most consistently good team of last year. For real real.

He's kind of short. Sure he sort of had knee problems. But he was still stomping around and funking on fools! Fools named Hasheem Thabeet! Remember him? That 7'3" worm with a fat ass had nothing on DeJuan. DeJuan throws his own ass around like he means it.

DeJuan likes playing hoops. He has the footwork, plays with his shoulders all up in grills, and hops. Man I love seeing dudes like this get up. He's got the long-ass arms to cock it back, and he throws down with a WHOOSH. Promptly thereafter, he plummets back to earth, like a beanbag chair tossed from a balcony. Bankshot? Check. Jumpshot? Check. Post moves? Check. Free throws? Nope, but we forgive a lapse at the line when you get boards. Does he get boards? Well, in his first preseason game, he put up 16 points and 19 rebounds in 22 minutes.

/rubs eyes

19 BOARDS?! IN 22 MINUTES?! Must have been some no names guarding him.

//watches film

Nope, it was Chuck Hayes and Luis Scola. If you can play against those guys, you can play against most jabronies in the League. DeJuan got that work.

Long story short, the dude is like Jason Maxiell, except likeable, and with an offensive game. I call him the Loveseat. We'll see if it catches on. Oh, and follow him on twitter. Having a happy-go-lucky dude on your web page is way better than some cocky assbag.

So yeah. Number 45 has me excited for the season.

Today's Links: Wednesday 10/21/09

The Washington Post: Turner gets a vote of confidence
Friedgen insists the senior will play large role vs. Duke


The Washington Times: Friedgen praises Turner

Terps coach not ready to change quarterbacks

The Baltimore Sun: Turner's dad: UM should 'get rid' of Yow
Father of Terps QB writes message-board post urging Maryland to dismiss longtime athletic director

Caption Contest!


Paul Pierce: "You got all our numbers yet?"
Rasheed Wallace: "Ha, yeah. Look at what I put for Glen Davis: 'Don't Answer.' Ha!"

or...

Sheed: "Yo, Paul, yo bitch keep callin' me. Put that ho on a leash, yo."

or...

PP: "Hey Rasheed, what are you doing?"
Sheed: "Tweeting a bunch of jokes about how your knees hurt because you've been on them too much. Get it? It's a blowjob joke, Paul."

Sheed and Pdouble have always been favorites of mine. I'm glad they're on the same team. I just wish that it wasn't a Boston team.

Monday Morning S--t Storm



There were some questionable calls in Saturday's Arkansas Florida game, with this one being the most blatant, "uhhhhh I'm a huge ref dumbass call."

But this isn't about the game because Arkansas had more than enough chances to win.

No this storm is darker.


We all know there have been point shaving scandals, but I'm just curious, how many games are blatantly fixed?

When I say fixed I mean, one team is going to win, and the other will lose. I also wonder how many times there is point shaving and we don't even realize it.

Like I said, the shaving happens, but a loaded game? It has to have happened at some point in the current sports era.

Ok thoughts on gambling, begin.

Virginia 20, Maryland 9


Defensive end Nate Collins rumbles toward the end zone with a 32-yard interception return to give Virginia a 13-9 lead in the third quarter. (Photo from The Washington Post)


Maryland running back Davin Meggett fumbles on the Terrapins' first possession. (Photo from The Washington Post)

Virginia won their third straight game over Maryland as the Terps could not score a touchdown and settled for three field goals from Freshman Kicker Nick Ferrara. With the loss, the Terps fall to 2-5 on the season with games at Duke, at NC State, Virginia Tech, at Florida State and Boston College. I'm stil optimistic and hopeful the Terps can rally the rest of the way and earn a bowl bid.

The Washington Post: It Isn't Pretty for Terps vs. Cavs

The Washington Post: Virginia's Defense Comes Up Big


The Baltimore Sun: Terps stumble again vs. Virginia

Two fumbles, two interceptions doom Maryland in homecoming loss


The Baltimore Sun: Terps' bowl hopes all but washed away



The Baltimore Sun: Virginia avoids Terps returner Smith

Cavaliers kick away from nation's leader in all-purpose yards


The Baltimore Sun: Virginia resilient in win over Maryland


The Washington Times: Loss to Cavs drops Terrapins to 'bad place'

Game Day!

Virginia at Maryland
4:00 PM
Byrd Stadium

The big question is can what's left of the Terps Offensive Line protect QB Chris Turner. Getting the Terps running game going is key because the Cavaliers have a very good pass defense.

Virginia gives up an average of 163 passing yards per game which is 15th fewest nationally.

Earlier in the season Virginia's rushing defense gave up more than 200 yards in their losses to Southern Mississippi and TCU.

From what I read it looks like Virginia RB Mikell Simpson won't play due to a neck injury suffered last week.

The Washington Post: Terps' Chism Fighting to Put Trying Week Behind Him

The Baltimore Sun: Maryland's Moten never stops talking
Junior linebacker emerges as Terps' most vocal leader

The Washington Times: Terps reach critical point in salvage mission

UMTerps.com: Game day information and stats

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!


Woo! Hangin with the OKC Thunder! We fittin to partay!

Yes. UT-OU weekend up in this bitch. It's time to get down.

OU fans never cease to amaze. Seriously.


I like "The Funeral" by Band of Horses. I really, really, really like cool bike stunts. Basically, this video is the best thing I saw on the internet all week.


John Travolta can sell anything in Japan.

So can Brad Pitt.

This is kind of long, but wingsuit flying must be orgasmic.
"Do you think anyone in the world had as much fun today as we did?"
"Nope."

Watch CBS News Videos Online

And Adidas has set the bar for shoe commercials this season. Your move, Nike and Jordan Brand (they're going to win, but you know).


Well, I'm pumped. If you're not, get out of the way. I'm ready to get down to business. If I get a felony assault tomorrow, it's someone else's fault.

Dallas Has Gotten Considerably Uglier and Stupider


Yeah. Oklahoma fans remind me of the McPoyles.

So the Red River Shootout is this weekend. I live in Dallas (against my wishes), and the city has been overrun in the past 36 hours with the Oklahoma faithful. They are a bunch of weird fucks, that's for sure.

Yeah, I know I'm a homer. No, I don't care. But looking at these people objectively, there is something off about them. They're just... I don't know. I'm sure they're nice, I'm sure they're good people on the inside. I wouldn't invite them to any party I was throwing, is all.

Their mascot is the Sooner. As in, the people that settled Oklahoma got to the land "sooner" than everyone else. One things: Oklahoma became a state in 1907. Yeah. 1907. As in, Seventy-one years AFTER Texas became its own country. These guys are first and foremost, later than the surrounding settlers. Second of all, they're some fucking quitters. You dipshits stopped your covered wagons in Oklahoma? Were you aware that Colorado was the next state over? Then Utah, California, the Pacific Ocean, and a whole host of other places that are nicer to live than Oklahoma?

And don't get me started on the 'horns down' hand signal. It's just retarded. However, I would like to thank OU fans for the money they give Texas when they purchase Longhorn stickers for the sole purpose of putting them upside down on their not-as-jacked-up trucks.

About the game, specifically. Disney is going balls out to talk about how awesome it is that Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford are buddies.

That's all well and good, I'm all for friendship and peace. But, I DON'T WANT MY QUARTERBACK FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY! This is war, son! You need that killer instinct! You need to be putting your facemask on someone's chin without hesitation! You need to fire with dead-eye accuracy and without remorse, just like when you shoot varmints!

I hate this weekend.

Today's Links: Thursday 10/15/09

More on QB Chris Turner as a threat to run and Coach Friedgen says the Terps aren't out of the division race yet.

The Washington Post: Terps Notebook

He tore up the Terps at Byrd Stadium in 2007 with 271 total yards and it looks as if Cavaliers RB Mikell Simpson may play vs the Terps Saturday...

The Baltimore Sun: Mikell Simpson could play against Terps

Random Football Notes

Soapbox
Came across some interesting issues and articles this week so I decided to share them with the Hobbers.

SEC Overrated???- Jay Christensen who runs the excellent CFB site The wiz of odds recently wrote a piece discussing whether the SEC was overrated, specifically if the conference has benefited from the "Hype Machine." And generally I agree that the SEC is overrated...but they are still the best conference hands down. In terms of the hype machine? Who DOESN'T benefit from the hype machine. There indeed is a dominant group thought in the media but the shit goes in cycles.

Observe:

2005-2006 USC was undefeated, ready to face the Texas Longhorns in the Rose Bowl for the MNC. (Which to this day is still the best CFB game I've ever seen) First we have Reggie Bush. To be sure, Bush was an excellent college player, but he was never the guy who could completely take over a game. (See Rose Bowl, 2005) He was a flashy guy who made insane runs who played for the media darling. As a result he won the Heisman over clearly the best player in CFB, Vince Young. Hype Machine-1 Logic-0. Now, if you remember the foreman of the hype machine plant, ESPN held a "Best CFB teams of all time" or some damn segment on sports center in what became the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed in sports media. ESPN, in their infinite wisdom, "crowned" the 2005 USC team the greatest ever....BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED IN THE NATIONAL TITLE GAME. Which they lost. This is just one example, I could go back and find situations like this every year. Shit this year they are actually talking about Bama and Florida playing twice. One for the SEC championship and the second time in the MNC. Huh, I've never seen that brilliant idea before.

So I guess my point is sure, the SEC is overrated but when you actually look at it, they are still the best conference in CFB. And there will ALWAYS be a "hype machine" forcing agendas down our throat.

(This is why I hate writing for GRH, I have to defend assholes who chant S-E-C, S-E-C and Texas)

Mush Heads- Everyone's favorite fro'd economist Malcolm Gladwell wrote a piece for The New Yorker where he desperately tried to connect mush head football players to Mike Vick's washed up dogs. A for effort, F for actual relevancy. But more to the point. Gladwell, along with everyone else, highlights the impact, (PUN) concussions have on athletes. Two things come from this article. 1. Concussions are bad and coaches, trainers, and athletes need to be educated on dealing with concussions. Totally agree, as a recipeint of several...or was it 2....maybe 5? concussions that I didn't tell anyone about, I agree the culture in all sports needs to change from take an Advil and play to hey let's get this checked out. It's funny because concussions aren't that painful or scary, and if you read the piece it's kind of hard to tell if you have one or not. (I always thought it was being drunk or swimming in a pool all day long) Anyway I know/played with guys who have had significant head trauma and it's kinda scary to see how some of these guys end up. (Although it's a weak correlation to causation argument)

2. Gladwell hints at the fact that the game should change in order to cure these injuries.
In December of 1905, the presidents of twelve prominent colleges met in New York and came within one vote of abolishing the game. But the main objection at the time was to a style of play—densely and dangerously packed offensive strategies—that, it turns out, could be largely corrected with rule changes, like the legalization of the forward pass and the doubling of the first-down distance from five yards to ten. Today, when we consider subtler and more insidious forms of injury, it’s far from clear whether the problem is the style of play or the play itself.
Ok let's just back it up one second. First off Gladwell cites specific instances where former players have had issues from concussions. But what of the others who live a perfectly healthy life. Think about all the football players in this country. Let's say middle school to pro..........yeah a lot. Now add in all the years we have been playing football in this country. Also, a lot. So even though I think the issue needs to be addressed I also think it's a tad bit premature to label this as an epidemic. My second point is that playing football is a choice and entering the game one knows the inherent risks involved. I heard a radio host say "I'm not going to let my son play football after reading this." Fine, he would probably suck anyway. The other thing I'd like to point out is the various things a 16 year old can do. Now think back to when you were that age, how many potentially dangerous situations were you involved in. I'll let you think.

A ton of stuff, trust me I know.

Main point is, yes we do need to address concussions with greater concern. But comparing football players to Mike Vick's dogs or asserting that we need to change the structure of the game? Child please.

Last point, and I'll make it quick. I was kinda joking with Rush owning the Rams earlier, but it seems people are really pissed off about this. And to that I reply: Get over yourself. Josh Zerkle of KSK Punte fame wrote a decent response earlier this week. I'll add one more point. Sometimes I want to get away from politics and bullshit. In order to do this I watch the NFL or read Dan Brown/Clive Cussler books. Why? I don't want to think, I just want to veg out. So please, please don't ruin this for me. It's the same type of shit we saw with Mike Vick getting reinstated.

I have enough shit to deal with. Please....PLEASE don't make me defend Rush.
/soapbox

Caption Contest!


Michael Jordan: "Hey, what is this class again?"
Sam Perkins: "Human Sexuality 456."
Michael Jordan: "Oh hell yes."

or...

Girl in the background: "Excuse me, do you mind if we trade seats? I can't see over you."
Jordan: "Sorry baby, I wanna LEARN."

or...

Jordan: "You smooth, what are you going to spend your first million on?"
Perkins: "I'ma buy both these hos behind us something really nice."

Big Smooth and Money Mike in a classroom. All sorts of fun involved.

Today's Links: Wednesday 10/14/09

The Washington Post: Injuries Forcing Terps To Think Outside Box

The Baltimore Sun: Maryland's Friedgen still optimistic about team's chances

With wide-open ACC, Terps coach has high hopes for second half of the season

The Washington Times: Terps find gains with Turner's legs
Maryland QB is becoming a threat to run

Hablamos de la Liga de Fútbol Nacional!


We've been talking about CFB lately, and we'll talk more as I collect my BCS thoughts. However I think it's time we talk a little NFL football.

I don't know if you noticed, but this month is NFL Hispanic Heritage Month. If you watched MNF last night you MIGHT have picked up on it with Anthony singing the National Anthem, Estefan doing "Are you ready for some football" with Hank Williams Junior. (I bet he wants to spit some beechnut in that producer dude's eye...cause a country boy can survive) You also may have noticed that Mark Sanchez is indeed a Mexican-American, and the first penalty was announced in Spanish. Again, you had to look closely, but it was there.

In all seriousness, I think it's cool that the NFL is trying to expand their product. The picture above shows the Mexican U-19 national team that competed in the IFAF world championships this summer. They finished in 4th behind Japan, (Japan has a baller team) Canada, and the U.S.A MOTHER FUCKERS!!!. I watched a couple of games and the international quality of American football is much better than I expected. They showed a shot in Mexico City where groups gather every week in movie theaters to watch MNF, and you know what, I think that's cool. Hell I even like having a regular season game in London, and in the future Mexico City. However I will go all Pat Buchanon when the Ginger Overlord talks about having the Super Bowl outside of the U.S.A. FIRST THEY TAKE OUR JEEEERBS NOW THEY'RE TAKIN OUR FOOTBAWWWWWW.

I interviewed GRH Hispanic heritage expert, Icehouse, about his thoughts.
"we gave Hispanics a pretty sweet month
October is nice
not too hot
has football
halloween."


October is also breast cancer awareness month, as you can tell by all the NFL standard issue pink flare. I went to the Iggles game this past Sunday and the NFL is doing a pretty good job with this. I've had family members affected by this disease and it's comforting to know that some of my $5,000 12 oz. will go to a good cause.

Ok now on to the teams.

Giants-Vikings-Colts-Saints: In my mind these are the four best teams in the NFL right now. The Giants and Saints are going to throw down next Sunday at 1:00 EST. (FACK, why can't we have flex scheduling the entire year) The giants have looked strong, but a lot of that comes from the weak schedule they've had. However in all fairness they've dominated those teams, sans Dallas. NOLA on the other hand has played the Iggles and Jets. Everyone wants to talk about Drew Brees and the offense. They are doing well, make no mistake, but the big surprise is the Saints defense completely pwning people week in and week out. I'll give the advantage to the Saints.

In other news, Pey Pey is still good.

Everyone is blowing Brittfar, but C'mon, they were a solid team with T-Jack behind center.

In other news, I can't stand Brittfar.

Naturally we have a lot of teams bunched in the middle. I'll go ahead and say that I think the Iggles, Pats, and Jets have the best shot at the playoffs. Pats and Jets have run into some good teams. The Iggles have been passing the ball well, but watch out if they ever get that running game going.

I could include the Bears in this segment, but they have a pretty hard schedule coming up so who knows how they will eventually turn out. Same could be said for Atlanta.

One team that I THINK could emerge is Pittsburgh. They have a decent schedule and the running game should pick up.

Two surprise teams: Tennessee and Denver. The Titans have completely blown every game they've played in. Sure, they were competitive in several games, but GD that defense blows. NFL blowhards will point to the departure of Albert Haynesworth, but I think it has to do more with the Jim Schwartz heading off to the Lions. Denver on the other hand seems to keep pulling shit out of their ass through five weeks. However, the schedule gets significantly harder in the coming weeks, so we shall see what boy wonder and the town drunk are made of.

Finally we have the WORST team in the NFL. This Honor goes to the St. Louis Rams. For real, they suck hard, real hard.

For those of you who care, Stovall and Harem of Men( our only girl...besides pope and early favorite for team name award) are leading the GRH fantasy league (undefeated). Stovall, however, did not draft so take that for what it's worth.

Today's Links: Tuesday 10/13/09

Not much going on.

The Baltimore Sun: Terps take risks on 'D,' get burned
With safeties blitzing, there's no room for blown coverage

Bruce Campbell and Travis Baltz are still listed as out and Demetrius Hartsfield is probable. The status of all three could change as of Saturday.

Monday Morning S--t Storm


Fairly Simple.

Columbus Day

Favorite Italian American sports figure.

Mine?

Tony Siragusa

Begin.

Wake Forest 42, Maryland 32

Brutal game to watch as Wake Forest QB Riley Skinner threw for 360 yards and a career-high four touchdowns as the Maryland defense was picked apart for 516 yards. Wake Forest won 42-32.

For the Terps, QB Chris Turner completed 24 of 44 pass attempts for 307 yards and three touchdowns as the Terps got its offense going in the second half after falling behind 35-10 after the first half.

Turner had two scoring passes to Adrian Cannon and another to Torrey Smith, who finished with a career-high 10 receptions for the Terps.

Davin Meggett, filling in for injured running back Da'Rel Scott, had 21 yards on six carries, including a 1-yard touchdown run on a fourth-down play in the first quarter.

Freshman Kicker Nick Ferrara hit a 50 yd field goal in the first half for the Terps.

For Wake Forest, Skinner threw a 10-yard touchdown pass to Marshall Williams, a 32-yarder to Givens and 20-yard TD to Andrew Parker as Wake Forest just dominated the Terps. For the record, Skinner completed 24 of 33 passes for the Demon Deacons.

Maryland fell to 2-4 while Wake Forest (4-2) avenged their 26-0 loss at Maryland last year. Next up for the Terps: Home vs Virginia 4:00 PM next Saturday.


Devon Brown ran for a touchdown as Wake Forest handed Maryland its first ACC loss (AP Photo).


Wake Forest running back Josh Adams battles a pair of Maryland defenders during the first half (Baltimore Sun Photo).

The Washington Post: Terps' Defense Is Taken Apart
Late Comeback Comes Up Short


The Baltimore Sun: Maryland can't keep up with Wake Forest

Led by Skinner, Demon Deacons have record-setting day against Terps

The Baltimore Sun: Two Terps linebackers were injured
Demetrius Hartsfield broke his hand and Adrian Moten suffered a thigh contusion. Just a tough year injury wise for the Terps.

The Washington Times: Maryland defense struggles in defeat
Terps allow 516 yards in road loss to Wake Forest

Game Day!

Terps vs Wake Forest
6:30 PM
Winston Salem, NC
ESPN360.com

The Baltimore Sun: Scouting report: Maryland at Wake Forest

The Washington Post: Before the Terrapins Kick Off, You Need to Log On
The Terps: ESPN360's team

The Baltimore Sun: Maryland's defense making strides
Terps have rebounded after allowing 119 points in first three games

The Washington Times: Without Scott, no change of pace for Terps

Friday Afternoon Fun Bag!



Jamal isn't drunk, he's just doing the Dirty Bird.

A lot of people asked me, "Hey Lattimer, what did you think of the Cardinals the past two games." Well...luckily we have some video evidence of my reaction.


You know it's the preseason in the NBA when announcers start breaking down Dirk's hair cut.


In the words of Icehouse: "OMG FUNK!!!"


I know the recession has hit us all, but my god look at what Slim Thug has to deal with. Cutting back on throwback jersey purchases is simply un-American.
The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Slim Thug Feels the Recession
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorRon Paul Interview


And finally in honor of Imus coming back on the Fox Business Channel, we have Cardinal Egan.


Ok Hobbers, write if you find work.

Barack Obama Early Favorite to Win Heisman Trophy

WASHINGTON -- Amassing a stellar personal record of gamesmanship, President Barack Obama, a true freshman from the University of Illinois, is projected to be the heavy-favorite for the coveted Heisman Trophy halfway through the college football season.

While the 6'1-1/2" WR has left much to be desired in terms of yards, receptions, touchdowns and blocks, fans say his lack of fumbles, penalties and dropped balls are a testament to the gritty determination of the Fighting Illini's heart and soul.

"He's a proven leader, much like that Tim Tebow guy," said sports analyst Kirk Herbstriet. "His words are as dazzling as his stats. I mean, he hasn't dropped one ball all year? That's a winner in my book. Plus, his determination and will-to-win are second to none.

"He's really brought about a change in the culture of college football, and that prose of his can really fire a team up."

Heisman voters agree that while it may seem premature to give a mere freshman the most prized award in all of college football while not having much to show for it yet, voters are excited about the prospects that 'yet' may yield.

"I mean, he could be the best wide receiver ever!," said Heisman voter Brent Musburger. "The best ever. You gotta think he's going to follow through with all this."

Others remain skeptical, claiming hype over production does not a Heisman-winner make.

"He hasn't really, uh, done anything yet," said known racist and QB-advocate Matt Leinart, winner of the 2005 Heisman Trophy. "Why'd you write 'racist' next to my name?"

Obama and Illini Coach Ron Zook had yet to make a statement about the early-morning revelation, as Obama is the President of the Student Body and has been busy dealing with a ruling on hazing violations in the Alpha Tau Omega House, as well as the Iranian Nuclear crisis.

Injury Updates

Not much news, just an injury update:

Bruce Campbell is out
Starting left tackle Bruce Campbell (knee) will not play vs Wake Forest. Coach Friedgen said in his news conference yesterday. Campbell injured his left MCL in the 3rd quarter last week vs Clemson. He was initially ruled out but on Monday Friedgen kept open the possibility of him playing. When Campbell did not practice this week, that sealed his fate.

Paul Pinegar moves over to left tackle and R.J. Dill will start at right tackle.

Back up Center Danny Edwards has a concussion and will miss the game.

Friedgen said Punter Travis Baltz (ankle) return next week is questionable. Baltz is optimistic about returning, while the Terrapins medical staff is less so.

The Washington Times: The Maryland-Wake Forest series

Longtime Maryland Booster Jack Heise Passed Away

One of the all-time supporters of Maryland athletics, Jack Heise passed away early this week. He touched a lot of hearts at Maryland and earned the nickname "Mr. Maryland". Here are some articles about him.

The Baltimore Sun: Heise was with Maryland, 'win or lose'
Longtime Terps booster was supporter of UM athletics for more than 60 years

The Baltimore Sun: Football team to honor Jack Heise

Tim Brant's Sports Blog

Today's Links: Thursday 10/8/09

The Washington Post: Friedgen's Gamble a Show of Faith
Fourth-Down Call Buoys Terrapins

The Washington Post: Wake Forest's Skinner Is the Primary Challenge

The Washington Times: Terrapins discover simple solution
Base defense proves useful early vs. Tigers

49er's Coach Mike Singletary Completely Forgets Name of Starting QB in Press Conference

SAN FRANSISCO -- During the daily meeting with the local press outlets, 49er's head coach Mike Singletary forgot the name of his team's starting quarterback, despite the team's impressive 3-1 record.

"We're glad to have Michael Crabtree coming to the team. Our quarterback...uh, our QB, is very excited...we're all excited to have another target for...another target for us to throw to," stammered Singletary.

Singletary not only seemed to forget the player in question's name -- who may or may not have thrown for 700 yards and five touchdowns already this season with only one interception -- but that the person under center even existed at all.

"Hoo. Boy, that guy is an athlete," shrugged the Hall of Fame linebacker, now popular coach. "But not only does he provide the sort of athleticism and poise you look for in a...in a guy like him, but he's just uh. Wow, you know he's the type of guy you'd want your daughter to marry?"

When pressed on the identity, Singletary blinked. "Nope. I have no clue who I want my daughter to marry."

Back-up tight end/place kicker Shaun Hill said he was furious over the entire press conference, but would not say why.

The Shape of Cowboys That Never Came.


In 2007, the Cowboys were 13-3, rolling over virtually all competitors. They stumbled over their dicks into the postseason and lost to the eventual champion New York Giants. They were the shape of the Cowboys to come. The people were excited. The air was abuzz at what could happen. The Boys rolled over everyone not named the Patriots. Sure, they fucked up against the Eagles and Giants at the end of the year, but they can't win them all, right?

No. Something happened. They could have won them all (if they didn't play that year's Patriots). Something evil happened. I personally blamed Jessica Simpson. But it was worse than that. Romo started reading what people thought about him. It wasn't like that before. Before, Romo played by the seat of his pants. He was the wild card. He turned twenty yard losses into thirty yard gains. He threw six interceptions in one game and still pulled out a win. It was simply magical.

Basically, there was a paradigm shift. The Romo that made shit happen became just another cog in a machine. Less a player and more a statistic. No longer was he a winner that invented ways to win, he was suddenly something quantifiable. People, including himself, began to look at statistics and trends. Graphs. Charts. Shit like that.

He used to be a goddamn football player. He used to win football games. Now he's just a statistic, just a fantasy football player. The rest of the team suffers for it.

The shape of the Cowboys to come never came.

Caption Contest!


Nobody tries to hit Larry Fitzgerald at his new job. Except for of course, Enrique the bus boy.

or...

Larry: "Y'all want to see me cook some meat or catch some touchdowns? I came prepared for both."

or...

Larry: "Well, I told Kurt that 'Morton's' was at a strip club, but that's just because I didn't want him showing up."

These were terrible. This picture is funny. Do good work.

Today's Links: Wednesday 10/7/09

The big question is whether or nor Bruce Campbell will play Saturday at Wake Forest

The Baltimore Sun: Maryland's O-line in flux with Campbell's injury
Terps make plans while not ruling Campbell out for Saturday

The Baltimore Sun: Assessing Maryland's mood

The Washinton Times: Maryland's Chism provides big 'boost'
Thrust into starting role, cornerback holds his own

Rams Blow Hard


With our successful acquisition of the Charlotte Hobbcats, GRH was set to acquire the struggling St. Louis NFL franchise. However it seems that our email responses were not quick enough because national beacon of hope Rush Limbaugh is putting together a proposal with Blues owner Dave Checketts to purchase a majority ownership of the St. Louis Rams. That's correct, the pride of Cape Girardeau has a very good chance of running the St. Louis Rams. Watch out Al, Jerry, and Daniel because if you thought the smear campaign against Obama was bad you aint seen nothing yet.

Now many of you may laugh off this idea, but as a Rams fan this hits home, and to be honest nothing but good can come of this. First off Think about the increased fan base. Rush is easily the highest rated talk radio personality and when he tells his viewers to root for the Rams they'll ask "How hard." PLUS we'll get nightly updates on the Rams from Sean Hannity. ESPN east coast bias be damned.

Another factor is the impending end of the salary cap. In this type of climate, a fiscal conservative is EXACTLY what the Rams need. Honestly, with all the chips on the table why waste money on silly things like free agents, re-signing players, scouts, or coordinators. You see if RUSH does well the money will simply trickle down to the players, and through competition we will become unstoppable.

As we all know, injuries become a problem in the NFL and I have no doubt that Rush will provide the team with the best health care possible. Given that it is not provided by the team, or the Federal Government.

Rush is a controversial figure, that goes without saying, but I think there will be a huge MSNBC/Daily Kos/Huffington post backlash against our team. This could pose potential problems, however Rush will have it figured out when he hires Sara Palin as our PR rep!!! I can't think of a better individual to quit her position because the vicious attacks in the media. Her resignation will make Bill Maher's head spin. SUCK ON IT LIBERALS!!!

Rush and I go way back, and since GRH showed an interest in the team Rush and I talked about the type of team we can expect in the coming years. I was saddened over the loss of Victor Adeyanju over birth certificate conflicts, however I'm really excited on the projected roster moves.

Offense: (Wishbone)
QB: Kurt Warner
FB: Brian Leonard
LHB: Devin Jacob Hester
RHB: Toby Gerhart (2010 first round draft pick)
LT: Jake Thomas
LG: Steve Hutchinson
C: Matt Birk (out of retirement)
RG: Richie Incognito
RT: Robert Gallery
TE: Todd Heap
SE: Hines Ward

Defense: (Variant of 7-1 diamond)
DT: Chris Hovan
DT: Dan Klecko
SE: Chris Long
RE: Jared Allen
SLB: Brian Cushing
MLB: James Laurainitus
WLB: AJ Hawk
FS: Jim Leohnard
SS: Tom Zbikowski
CB: Jason Seahorn
CB: Deangelo Hall

After hearing that all I can say is RAM IT!!!


And as always take your flame wars to....fuck it flame away.

Today's Links: Tuesday 10/6/09

The Washington Post: Anyone's Guess in ACC Atlantic
With Preseason Favorites Struggling, U-Md. Finds Itself First

The Washington Post: Team Waits for Injury Updates
Who's in or out vs Wake Forest this Saturday?

The Baltimore Sun: Terps' upset victory comes at high price
Running back Scott to miss at least five weeks; left tackle Campbell out vs. Wake Forest

The Washington Times: Ferrara, Hartsfield among ACC honorees

Also Maryland's October 17th meeting with Virginia will kick off at 4:00 PM and the game will be broadcast on ESPNU.

Maryland 24, Clemson 21

Yesterday my car died in the middle of a main road during rush hour. Sadly for me, I had no way to get to Byrd Stadium today and I had to spend most of my day looking for a replacement vehicle. So I missed what has easily been the most exciting Terps football game of the season. I did give my tickets in Section 19 to a friend and his young son so they could enjoy the Terps Football Experience. And what a game they saw!

Some notes based on what I heard on the radio. Johnny Holliday, Jonathan Claiborne and Tim Strachan were clutch on the radio today for this Terps fan as it really hurt not being there today.

Terps held Clemson to 274 yards which is the fewest allowed by Maryland this year. Clemson running back C.J. Spiller, who became the ACC’s career leader in all-purpose yards, was held to just to 72 rushing yards. Another impressive stat for the Terps is they held the Tigers to 4-of-16 on third downs.

Running Back Da'Rel Scott broke his wrist and is probably out for the season. Scott had over 1,000 yards last season. Gary Douglas, Davin Meggett and Morgan Green will play running back the rest of the season.

Terps fans didn't disappoint today as Clemson was called for two false-start penalties towards the end of the first half. Don't stop believin' Terps fans, be loud and proud!

Freshman Kicker Nick Ferrara stepped up big time today. He made his only field goal attempt from 43 yards plus all three extra points. Substituting for injured Punter Travis Baltz, Ferrara had four punts downed inside the 20, including a 61 yarder that put Clemson on their own 4 yard line.

Photos from The Washington Post & Baltimore Sun

Davin Meggett scores a TD for the Terps


Terps stop Clemson


Celebration!




Box Score

Game Recaps
The Washington Post: Defense Delivers Terrapins a Victory
Maryland 24, Clemson 21

The Washington Post: Terps Lose Gamble, Hold On

The Washington Post: With the Terrapins, It Can Be an Uncomfortable Wait


The Baltimore Sun: Terps pull stunner over Clemson

Defense comes up big down the stretch in win; Scott breaks wrist, could be lost for season


The Baltimore Sun: Maryland's Ferrara excels in added role


The Washington Times: Terps tip Tigers in ACC opener

Around the Harbor Sports: Maryland-Clemson Post game report card

Next up: Wake Forest at Winston Salem, NC. Game time is 6:30 on ESPN360.com

Game Day!

Clemson (2-2, 1-1 ACC) at Maryland (1-3, 0-0)
Time: Noon
TV: ESPNU
Series: Clemson leads 30-25-2
Last meeting: Maryland won, 20-17, on Sept. 27, 2008, at Clemson

The Washington Post: Maryland's Dead Giveaways
Miscues Have Already Cost Terps Dearly

The Baltimore Sun: Clemson seeks revenge against Maryland
Tigers players, coaches remember last season's upset at Death Valley well

The Washington Times: Turner aims to turn over a new leaf in ACC play

Around the Harbor's Clemson at Maryland Preview

Article on former Terp and current Redskin OL Stephon Heyer
The Washington Post: No Longer New Kid, Heyer Must Stay on Block

Today's Links: Thursday 10/1/09

The Washington Times: Tackle Bowen's career is over

The Washington Post: Franklin: Terps' Quarterbacks Have to Be 'Tough Suckers'

The Washington Post:Friedgen: Scott is 'Hurting' After Fumbles

The Baltimore Sun: The Fridge and the "hot seat"

The Baltimore Sun: "I've been down this road before"

Terps vs Clemson
12:00 Saturday 10/3/09
Byrd Stadium
ESPNU

Field goal kicker Nick Ferrara will also handle the punting duties vs Clemson. Punter Travis Baltz is out a couple weeks with an injured ankle.

"What choice do I have?" Coach Friedgen said when asked if this was a lot or responsibility to place on Ferrara, who is a true freshman.