Monday Morning S--t Storm

Well football has started, and do you know what that means?

Commercials, specifically the shortened down infomercial variety. While annoying, I think these things serve an actual purpose in society.
Observe

I'm sure you've all seen the shaker weight. No?

Now, everyone knows what this shaker weight really looks like and we snicker, BUT imagine your in a sports bar/party.

1. Somebody will scream OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE THEy'RE JACKING OFF!!!
2. Somebody will admit to buying it and either praise/criticize the product.

Either way normal people now know to not associate with these people because, nobody likes a vulgar captain obvious. and you should never buy anything off of TV. Ever.

So for the Shit Storm give us the best infomercial ever.

My pick? This fucking thing.


Ok shit storm begin.

/Pours one out for Billy Mays.