Manute Bol is ready for the Kentucky Derby. Are YOU?!
Personally, I'm not. It's NASCAR Unplugged. And it only lasts two minutes. I can youtube that shit, if I wanted to. Not to take away from the pageantry, or the drunkenness or dressing up like dandy or whatever the fuck it is that's so special about it.
Anyway.
WOOO! FRIDAY! BITCHIN!
First up, from Lattimer, we have Bill Walton being Bill Walton.
Next, we have Bango the Milwaukee Bucks mascot showing up every mascot out there. As this video and the next one show, Bango is pretty bodacious.
Moving on, now we have Bango again, kicking the shit out of Hawks fans. I always thought "Fear the Deer" was a pretty 'tarded catchphrase. Now I know that it's savvy advice.
Next up, Travis Pastrana does a back flip in a video that starts inexplicably with some fireworks. Hey, he knows how to grab my attention.
Lesson learned: Win the game first, celebrate second.
And finally, a gangster-ass soccer celebration.
That's all for this week, sluts. Enjoy your mint juleps.
