Sure, this is old. Sure, this is a throw away. Sure, this is funny. But you should still be able to have a ball with this one. -----
After finding out his wife wanted a divorce, O'Neal pined for affection anyway he could get it.-----
Shaq: Nope. I don't feel a thi- are you sure you're doing it right?
Shaq:I haven't felt like this since I saw the reviews for Kazaam. Heyoooo!
GRATUITOUS BUTTSECKS JOKES: COMMENCE!
